10 Funniest & Weirdest Twitter Tweets!

Are you bored? Do you need a change of mood? Well, you’re about to get one!

Here is a list of the 10 most funniest and weirdest Twitter tweets that I found through some digging and searching :)

Twitter Joke :)

Twitter Joke :)

1. @REVELATOR13 Bloody hell, my wife’s having a bad day…she has her tampon behind her ear, and she can’t find her cigarette!

2. @scottbelsky “2 antennas got married. The wedding was OK but the reception was great.” Does a better wordplay joke exist?

3. @beautyheaven I still wear pigtails and get comments that I look cute… It’s about as creative as I go with hair lol!!

4. @larryluv49 on the phone with mom, listening to how she declared war against the cat :)

5. @dentednj Everyone I know on Facebook is saying put the clocks back tonight.. I never stole any f***ing clocks!

6. @beiruta Q. What is the difference between light and hard? A. You can sleep with a light on. LOL

7. @ericlemke Starring your own tweet is like the internet version of laughing at your own joke.

8. @sumeetpareek Ultimate Geek Joke : A SQL query goes into a bar , walks up to two tables and asks, Can I join you?

9. @chrispullman oops…. A Nun, a Priest, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. the bartender says “what is this, a joke???” hahahahaha

10. @dobror: Man asks to go to jail instead of staying in house arrest with nagging wife!

Did you come across any other funny or weird tweets lately? Don’t hesitate to share them with us in the comments section below :)

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  • Andy

    @B21DGY reads 10 supposedly funny tweets, leaves website quickly after not being very impressed!!!

    • http://blog.thoughtpick.com/ Beiruta

      LOL… Good one actually! I like this one a lot, however, I like the ones above more :P

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